Veal Pt.2

It's getting bad, had a red alert that almost went bad. Got to the thrown just in time to release the beast into the bowl. The stench warranted a courtesy flush just to prevent the hallway from reaking of toxic fumes.

Veal Parmagian

Had to hit the bathroom as soon as I arrived today. Ended up entertaining a mudslide that just wouldn't quit. Had a slight oatmealish texture to it and I could tell from the start that the "hemi's" weren't going to be happy!